Search This Blog

My secret existence that's not so hush-hush anymore.



This is a collection of my thoughts, writings, musings,

and a place to collect my various blog projects into one place. (SEE the list of my other blogs on right side-bar).

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Freeballing 4 H & C] embarrassing moment


Thursday, May 17, 2007 10:15:48 PM
Subject: Re: [Freeballing 4 H & C] embarrassing moment

Last week I was wearing a pair of cargo shorts made of a light nylon material.  I was shopping in the mall and had tried on some clothes.  I was walking down the mall when I noticed some men and women looking at me a little strange.  Finally one good looking man came up to me and stood right in front of me and informed me that my fly was open and not just a little bit.  It was gaping.  I was totally clueless. I asked the man to keep standing in front of me while I zipped up, the problem was my zipper had apparently broken.  In the process of trying desparetly to fix my zipper the button popped off my shorts and with no belt to hang them on my waist I was having to hold on to them with both hands.  I tried to pull my shirt over it but the tail of my shirt was too short to cover anything at all.  The guy helping me got a big laugh at of it and finally I loosened up and laughed about it too.  He ended up loaning me a package of his which I carried in front of me while holding on to my short.  We walked down the mall into another store and I picked out a pair of shorts and he walked in the dressing room(it was a group dressing room) with me and I tried them on.  He was a great guy.  The first pair I did not like so he went outside the dressing room and got me a handful of shorts that I tried on until I found one that fit and that I liked.  He ended up trying on some shorts too and he was also a freeballer.  My first trying on clothes experience with another freeballer.  Anyone else had some embarassing moments to share?


No comments: